Monday, December 10, 2007

One Week Ago Today . . .

. . . Natalie Jane joined our extended "family." I've taken it upon myself to share these photos, because my dear and fabulously brave and strong friend, Carol, is way too busy raising an energetic (and chatty) 2-year-old and nursing/burping/diapering/placating Natalie to update her blog for a while. Could this little peanut be more perfect???

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Christmas Tag

Thanks to Kelly for this fun idea.

1.Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper, because I think it's more festive and looks more quaint when the gifts are all piled up under the tree. Bags tend to be too tall and therefore have to be placed next to the tree, which just isn't the same. Unless, of course, there are so many presents crammed under there that they're pouring out from underneath. That's a different story altogether.

2. Real tree or artificial? Was this question included just so that I'd have to defend my fake tree again? Dammit.

3. When do you put up the tree? Nearly always the weekend after Thanksgiving. The longer it's up the better, in my opinion.

4. When do you take the tree down? I like having it still up for my birthday (the 31st), so usually I take it down in the first week of January.

5. Which do you prefer: Hot chocolate or Apple Cider? Hot chocolate, mmmmmm.

6. Favorite gift received as a child? My mom was a single parent at the time, and I don't remember how much Cabbage Patch Dolls cost back then when people were pulling guns on one another and whatnot in store parking lots just to get their hands on one for Christmas, but it was too much for my mom to afford. Or so she told me. Christmas was on a Sunday that year, and my mom was so excited for me to get the doll that she let me open it the night before on Christmas Eve. I begged her to let me take it with me to church the next morning, she refused, I pleaded some more, and she finally agreed to let me bring it but I had to keep it in a paper shopping bag. Every two minutes or so I'd lean down from the pew and peek down into the bag on the floor to make sure Nicolette was still there . . .
7. Do you have a nativity scene? Yes, handed down to me from my mom and dad when my grandparents passed away and they inherited their's.

8. Hardest person to buy for? My dad. The man has no hobbies!

9. Easiest person to buy for? Uhm, myself? Usually during my shopping I find a little somethin'-somethin' for myself. Just a token.

10. Worst Christmas gift ever received? A coworker who had never before given me anything at the holidays gave me a Wheel of Fortune wristwatch. You pushed a button on the side and the face lit up and the theme song played. It was really awkward. I didn't know if he meant it as a gag or what. He acted as though it were perfectly serious.

11. Mail or email Christmas card? Definitely mail.

12. Favorite Christmas Movie? If I had to pick only one it would be A Charlie Brown Christmas. It's iconic. Or The Year Without a Santa Claus (the stop action one with the Cold Miser and the Heat Miser). Or White Christmas. Oh, oh, or Meet Me in St. Louis. But I'll watch and find enjoyment at just about any cheesy Lifetime or Hallmark Channel holiday movie. It's a guilty pleasure.

13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? When the mood strikes me. Sometimes that's in November, and unfortunately sometimes that's around December 22.

14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? Uh, yeah. But not anything you've ever given me.

15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Homemade fudge. And when I say "homemade" I mean fudge that someone else has made at their home and given to me. Without nuts.

16. Clear lights or colored on the tree? Clear. But Matt really likes the small multi-colored ones. I have to admit that this year when I saw the Rockefeller Square tree lighting I thought the colored lights looked festive.

17. Favorite Christmas song? I don't think I have one favorite. I have some dreaded ones that I hate, though: "The Twelve Days of Christmas," pretty much any cheeseball/spoof song ("Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" and its ilk) . . .

18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Right now I guess I prefer being at someone else's home--namely, my parents'. But there's something cozy and sweet about being in my own house, sleeping in my own bed, too. I imagine once we have kids we'll prefer being at home.

19. Can you name Santa's reindeer? Yup, but only if I sing them in my head.

20. Do you have an angel on top or a star? I have an angel, the one that belonged to my grandma.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Arg

5:10am: I woke up this morning.
5:45am: About when I got my lazy butt out of the bed.
6:15am: Approximate time at which I got dressed.
6:50am: Got in the car and left for work.
7:45am: Arrived at work.
7:46am: First potty break of the day, during which I examined carefully my appearance in the mirror.
7:50-9:20am: Many interactions with coworkers.
9:30am: Another trip to the bathroom, another look in the mirror.
9:35-11:59am: Many more interactions with coworkers.
12:00pm: Bathroom. Mirror-looking. You get the drill.
12:04-1:40pm: People. Everywhere. Looking at me with their perfectly good eyeballs.
1:41pm: Bathroom, mirror yadda yadda yadda.
1:42pm: The time at which I discovered I've been wearing my blouse inside out. All. Day. Long.

Still Here

No, dear friends, I didn't fall off the planet. I felt like it, though, and was hanging on for dear life there for a while . . . but I'm still here. Just been under the weather for the last week. Now that I'm feeling better I'll post again soon. Have to do some work first, though. (By the way, did you know a nasty stomach virus was going around? If so, why didn't you warn me?)

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

My 100th Post!

Yes, kids, it''s true: I've managed to find 100 different mindless, inane, oftentimes uninteresting things to chatter about aimlessly. What's even harder to believe is that many of you keep coming back to read about them. Because Bossy of i am bossy and Craig of Puntabulous are so much wittier and entertaining than I, to commemorate my 100th post I'm sending you away from my little old blog to read this hilarious post. (I think Bossy won the debate, but I vote for Craig because I heart vanilla more than chocolate. How about you?)

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Thoroughly Chastised

God has a way of hitting me over the head with things sometimes. But I can't complain, because more times than not I really deserve it.

I have a ton to get done at the office today, and this morning nothing was going right. I kept getting interrupted by the phone (one good call from a friend and all the others annoying), and then I couldn't access the work website to write the e-newsletter or do my updates for December--which, of course, is the number one most important thing I need to get done today. (It's still not working, by the way.) So I was in a cruddy mood when a coworker popped her head in my office doorway to tell me that we were having an impromptu staff meeting to hear David Jeremiah speak to us. I know who he is through my work, of course, but I don't listen to his radio program or watch him on tv. He's also the pastor of a huge megachurch down in San Diego.

Ugh. This was the last thing I wanted to do. So I went into the lunchroom with a bad attitude, annoyed that I had no advance notice, miffed that some people were acting like we were about to be blessed by a visit from Christ Himself, and just pissy in general because--in all honesty--I thought I knew what he was going to talk about, and frankly I just wasn't in the mood for more mutual back-patting, meaningless antecdotes about the (now deceased) founder of my organization, and empty chatter about how important our work is blah blah blah . . .

Sure enough, he started with a bunch of "I remember when . . ." stories about our founder, and internally I rolled my eyes and stewed, thinking about those darned web updates. But then the unthinkable happened: He started talking about something relevant. And meaningful. And--dare I say it--different from what we usually hear around these parts. His talk was all about how Bible-teaching churches have focused all their energy on fulfilling the Great Commission (that is, teaching the gospel message at home and abroad) and have pretty much ignored the Great Commandment (to love God above everything else and to love your neighbor as yourself [Matthew 22:37-40]). This spoke to me right where I live lately, trying to find a balance between being a student of the Word and at the same time be of some earthly good to other people in need.

We may not be saved by good works (salvation is by grace alone), but we're saved for good works! The world should be able to look at what we do, hear what we say, examine our bank accounts, monitor our free time and from all of that know that we're Christians. As believers we're not supposed to hole ourselves up in our towers of biblical knowledge. We're supposed to be out on the street feeding the poor, clothing the naked, nursing the sick, etc. I know all of this, but I've got to say it was refreshing to hear it coming from a solid, conservative, Southern Baptist (can you believe it???) Bible preacher.

He's just published a book on the subject called Signs of Life: Back to the Basics of Authentic Christianity, and he gave us all signed copies. It's a series of 40 mini-lessons on living a life marked by "relevancy, surrender, authenticity, generosity, and compassion" and, in so doing, transforming yourself, your community, and our nation. Imagine that--Christians mingling with and thinking about people outside of their circle of church friends!

So ok, Lord, consider me thoroughly chastised. Yet again I vow to not doubt You in the future. But You know as well as I that I will. Sigh.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Yuletide Cheer

The last several weeks it's been too danged hot to get into the holiday spirit, but I've been trying to muster some up nonetheless. The cooler temperatures the last few days have helped tremendously, but so has putting up the tree. Ah, pretty. And hanging the stockings and putting out the little wooden Rudolph helped, too. My grandpa Christensen designed it himself, handmade them, and gave one to each of his sons and their families. But this is the original that he kept for himself. After he and my grandma passed away it was given to me, and it's one of my most cherished things.
My dad is a fireman (well, a retired fireman), which means real, live Christmas trees all sticky with sap and smelling of yummy pine were a big no-no in our house. So I have a fake tree. Deal with it. I've tested all of the brands of Christmas tree scented candles out there and found the best: Illuminations. It keeps the house smelling like fresh-cut tree all season long. I usually go through 2 each winter.

Ah, that's pretty, too, is it not?

I was born on the last day of the year--2 weeks late, which means my mom and family missed out on celebrating Christmas that year with brand spanking newborn little me. But that didn't stop my Aunt Jill from initiating what has become an annual tradition: Gifting the still in utero Spacebaby (me) with her first Christmas ornament. Every single year since then (and sometimes for my birthday or other occasions, too) she has given me an ornament, so that by now (being as I am in my 33rd year) I have quite a collection. Especially since years ago I began collecting them for myself as meaningful and memorable tokens of my various travels. Here's a tour of the tree, highlighting a few of my favorites.

My Nutcracker ornament was from Aunt Jill. It's made entirely of wood and is hand painted. As such, it's a tad heavier than your average ornament and almost always lives at the top of my tree each year where it can perch upon a lower branch. She gave me this lervly little hand-blown glass ornament the year I bought my house. I wish my house actually looked like that and was, say, nestled on 3 acres in--oh, I don't know--Portland or the Rocky Mountains. But whatever.This pretty blue and white porcelain orb I bought for myself at the Rijkesmuseum in Amsterdam a few years back. Looking at it makes me think about how proud I was to traipse around the city all by myself for 4 days, doing what I pleased when I pleased. What a great trip that was. Aunt Jill gave me this cutie earlier this year at my bridal shower to commemorate . . . well, I guess it's obvious. I got married. Finally. She'd probably been holding on to this baby for a good 8 or 9 years. In this shot you can see a few of my favorites. First there's the sparkly Eiffel Tower. No, I haven't been to Paris--yet--and when I do get there I'll pick up another French-themed ornament. But this one I got in Denver quite a number of years ago while out shopping with Carol. This one's bittersweet because while I love the ornament, whenever I see it I think about how much I miss my sweet friend in Colorado . . . Then there's the official White House ornament that I got at the JFK museum in Boston (the oval one behind the candle). And one of my all-time favorites of the tree every year: The little gold candle holders and candles (juleys!) that B sent to me from Denmark what seems like a lifetime ago. (I even light them sometimes. Ssssh, don't tell my dad.) Every year when I place them strategically on the tree I'm reminded of how much I'm loved and how grateful I am for bosom friends.This one of Pooh and Christopher Robin was from Aunt Jill, and I've had it for many years. It's a longtime favorite and I imagine always will be. At the end of every Christmas season I'm loathe to pack it up again for another year and am always tempted to keep it out. Something about the soft pastels and the heartwarming pose just make me feel soft and cuddly inside. Perhaps someday if we're blessed with a little Spacebaby of our own I'll take it out for good and display it in the nursery.For me, though, the highlight of the tree every year is the angel. She belonged to my grandma Christensen who always displayed her on the entryway table at their house, sourrounded by angel hair "snow." So when we'd arrive on Christmas Eve, she'd be one of the first things I'd see as my grandma and grandpa (along with their little pup) came to the door to greet us with hugs. Seeing her each year is like having a little piece of my grandparents back again for the holidays.Merry Christmas, everyone! May God bless us all.

Thanksgiving, O.C. Style

We spent the Thanksgiving weekend in Dana Point at my parents' condo timeshare. They figured recently that they've owned the place for about 20 years, so many a happy memory has been made there over the years--several of them over Thanksgiving meals enjoyed as we all gazed out at the ocean. This year we sat down to eat just as the sun was setting. Just beautiful. And a truly enjoyable time with family. I hope all of your Thanksgiving days were just as blessed and your meals just as satisfying . . . .

Looking to Make a Love Connection?

ANNOUNCER: “He enjoys drooling when he laughs and poops in his pants. He lives with his parents and likes a girl who will ‘tickle his stomach and butt.' Please welcome to the show . . . Jacob!” Now before anyone accuses me of being mean, let me just say that this is posted above exactly as it was sent to me by his loving mother and father (with just the name of his city deleted, because I'm a dork and nervous about revealing too much personal info). I don't know about you, but I'd take a date with this handsome fella anytime.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Recipe Review: My Mom's Pumpkin Nut Bread

It's hard to get into the holiday spirit when it's pushing 90 degrees and smoggy. Those of you out there in Wisconsin or other snowy locales who watch the Rose Parade on tv every year and dream of sunny, warm Christmases, trust me on this: Endless days of sunshine can be just as depressing as rain, especially when it comes to this season when fuzzy sweaters, sipping warm cider in front of a fire, hot ovens filled with yummy things, and snuggling under blankets all contribute to engendering the ever-elusive Holiday Spirit. When you can't comfortably have or do any of those things without risking heat stroke, how are you supposed to get all cheery about the winter holidays? It's a challenge. But I've been trying. It helped tremendously that yesterday the fabulous Miss Kelly hosted her annual Turkey Party--an event that is fast becoming my all-time favorite holiday. But my attempt at holiday cheer first began a few weeks ago during a brief spell of cooler weather (highs in the 60s, woohoo!) when I baked a batch of my mom's pumpkin nut bread. The Best Ever.

Here's what you'll need:
  • My mom's recipe (See it there all stained with years of repeat performances? It makes me happy just to see that worn-out old scrap of paper. You can't have it, but you can have the recipe.)
  • 1 large can of prepared pumpkin
  • 5 cups of flour
  • 3/4 teaspoon baking powder
  • 3 teaspoons baking soda
  • 2 1/4 teaspoons salt
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons cinnamon
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons nutmeg
  • 1 cup shortening (Uhm, I never said this bread was healthy.)
  • 4 cups granulated sugar (Yikes! I hope my whole-grain-loving mother-in-law isn't reading this...)
  • 1 1/2 teaspoon vanilla
  • 6 eggs (Oh, Lord, help me.)
  • 1 cup water (There we go. Water is good for us.)
  • 1 1/2 cup chopped walnuts or pecans

Preheat your oven to 350. (If you have a diabolical oven that hates you and lives to make your culinary life a living hell like mine does, then you should set it for 275-300 and pray that it eventually settles at around 350.) Cream the sugar and shortening together in a big bowl. Add the vanilla and eggs and blend well. (Ooooh, that looks like cake batter, doesn't it? Now I want cake. Sigh.) Sift all the dry ingredients and spices together. If you're like me and don't have a real one, you can use the poor girl's sifting method. It works just fine and is waaaaay easier to clean than my mom's old hand sifter that has little pebbles of dried flour stuck in it that have probably been there for 30 years. Add the sifted dry ingredients to the sugar and egg mixture. Add water, pumpkin, and the nuts and mix well. Pour the mixture into three greased bread pans (or a whole mess of mini bread pans or like a million muffin cups). Bake for 45 minutes or until an inserted toothpick comes out clean (I start checking it at 45 minutes, but it usually takes a lot longer than that to be done). When you're all finished, you'll have these gorgeous ladies smiling up at you from your counter. Yumminess! This makes a great gift and it also freezes well--we still have two loaves in there now waiting to be taken out and thawed for Thanksgiving with the fam.

Dear Audrey

Do you recognize this butterfly? You left Mr. Chewtoy under our ottoman this weekend, and now we're holding him for a ransom. If you ever want to see his smiling face or gnaw on his soothingly chilly wings again, you'll have to make your parents bring you over to visit us again. The payment is three blow kisses for each of us and cuddling. Lots of cuddling. Oh, and you must wear footie jammies, too, because they're adorable. (B, we also found a little blue Gerber cap that looks like it goes on a bottle or something, so if you're looking for it we've got it.)

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Another Depressing Post

Ok, B and Molly, you asked for a new post, so here you are.....

Today, after sitting in traffic for an hour and 15 minutes (may I remind you that the distance from my front door to my office is a whopping 19 miles), I arrived at work with a raging cramp in my calf (because Matt and I have had to trade cars so I'm driving his manual transmission) thanks to the incessant stopping and starting and upshifting and downshifting and braking and tensing as I cursed silently at at least 23 different drivers who at various times cut me off, rode their brakes for no reason whatsoever, nearly changed lanes into me, and otherwise just pissed me off by the simple fact that they existed and were breathing in such close proximity to my cranky self.

That was a long sentence.

I should say that I didn't start this day off in a bad mood. I was quite chipper, as a matter of fact, having slept soundly all night thanks to my beloved Tylenol PM. But then I lost track of time while getting ready and ended up leaving the house late. Some of the things that caused me to be late:

1. My longstanding love/hate relationship with the snooze button.
2. Sometimes I just cannot tear my eyes away from the local morning news. It's like passing a bad accident on the highway or seeing an obvious plastic surgery addict--you can't look away despite the shame you feel for staring.
3. I remembered I have a dentist appointment tonight and the 'stache had not been tended to in weeks, so out came the wax. I'm meticulous, therefore this ate up a lot of time.
4. Once the upper lip was de-haired, my eyebrows looked like a bushy mess and demanded some love and attention. Did I mention I'm meticulous? Therefore, this also ate up a lot of time.

Then, 10 minutes into my drive I realized I'd left my lunch at home in the fridge. Normally this wouldn't bother me too much, as I usually welcome any excuse for "having" to get Panda Express or Rubio's or even Taco Bell for the noontime meal. But last night at the market I picked up these scrumptious looking mini baguettes and made turkey sandwiches for Matt and myself to take to work today. When I sliced them I just knew they were the perfect combination of chewy crust and airy interior. But now come lunchtime Matt will be smacking his lips on that tasy sandwich and I'll be swallowing my own drool while my belly rumbles.

So now you have an idea of the mental state I was in upon my arrival at work. I entered through the back door which opens into the kitchen and there on the dry erase board was scrawled this message:

CONGRATULATIONS, DENISE, ON YOUR 10TH ANNIVERSARY!!!!!

Ok. For those of you who don't know, I've hated my job for, oh I don't know, maybe the last 9 and a half years. So while this was supposed to be a nice gesture intended to show my company's appreciation for me, instead it made me want to crawl into a ball and cry while pulling my hair out in small clumps. I hate to say that I feel like I've wasted the last 10 years of my life, but . . . I feel like I've wasted the last 10 years of my life. The only upside to this? My boss is ordering lunch for everyone, in part, to honor me. The downside? He will present me with a check in the amount of . . . . ok, wait, brace yourselves for this . . . . $100!!!!! as thanks for my 10 years of service, and I will have to smile and sit through this whole lunch acting as if I'm delighted and happy beyond belief.

Sigh.

So before I go to this thing (which is scheduled to begin in 13 minutes), I must take a moment to adjust my attitude by counting some blessings:

1. I have a job, which provides me with enough money to live a comfortable life. Thank you, God, for that.
2. I also have a very generous insurance and benefits plan, almost unheard of these days.
3. My husband is an encourager and never tears me down. I complain in IM and he writes things like: "Try to think of the fact that we will be moving on, and that the future looks good . . . I love you, and I know that we'll be happy no matter what happens."
4. Friends: I have true ones.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Farewell, Beloved Modoc Lane

This morning on the channel 4 news I saw the ashes of my old house in Lake Arrowhead, just north of the Arrowhead Country Club. The helicopter camera showed that our entire neighborhood is gone. Completely. Aside from a small cluster of homes just west of our old house, there's nothing left. Just dirt and burnt tree stumps. It was heartbreaking, and quite strange to think that our lovely old home is no more. Of course we feel blessed and grateful that as far as we know everyone we still know and love up there evacuated safely, and the pain and shock are much less than they would be if we still owned that home. But still. I'm surprisingly emotional. I'm still working from home this week, but maybe next week when I return to the office I'll scan and post some pictures in tribute to our beloved house and the memories we made there. I know some of you visited us in that house and loved it, too. Sniffle.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Gesundheit

This one was also from Dr. Jon. We laughed until we cried. And then we played it again and laughed and cried some more.

Punkins from Dr. Jon


Fun for Country Music Lovers and Haters Alike

Since Matt's been bedridden all week, some of our friends have been nice enough to send us funny emails and videos to help keep him entertained. Some of them are too good not to share, like this Brad Paisley video.

I'm Just Saying . . .

zombie: (n) A reanimated human body devoid of consciousness. In contemporary versions these are generally undead corpses.

Matt: (n) My husband and 36-year-old recovering surgical patient.
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Zombie Fact #1: They're usually brought back from the dead by supernatural or scientific means.

Matt Fact #1: Ok, so maybe he was never actually dead-dead, but he was knocked out for a good three hours by some powerful drugs that made him "dead to the world." And he was brought back by scientific means. Because doctors are scientists, right?

Zombie Fact #2: They eat the flesh or brains of the living.

Matt Fact #2: He eats what I bring upstairs for him. If he was hungry enough and I brought him sweetbreads, I think he'd eat them. And he has eaten hot dogs, and those are pretty close, no?

Zombie Fact #3: They have very limited intelligence.

Matt Fact #3: Is this in comparison to their level of intelligence before they became zombies, or no? I'm just asking. More info is needed to answer this one fairly.

Zombie Fact #4: They're slow, uncoordinated, and walk in a wooden fashion with their arms outstretched.

Matt Fact #4: Matt is slow, uncoordinated, and sorta teeters on his crutches when he hops one-legged to the bathroom and back.

Zombie Fact #5: They have limited ability to communicate and, lacking the ability to form words, often moan loudly instead.

Matt Fact #5: When he sleeps Matt makes an unearthly racket that sounds something like: GRUUUUGH GRUUUUUGH GRUUUUGH. And when he's awake it's not at all uncommon for him to moan to himself.

Zombie Fact #6: They frequently have open and/or oozing wounds.

Matt Fact #6: Ugh, yes, he has those too.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Our New Family Member

So early Monday morning Matt went into the hospital for surgery and later that afternoon we came home with a new family member: his new ACL. ACL replacement involves cutting open the knee, taking out the old torn up ACL (the muscle that runs vertically up the center of your knee behind the kneecap, and which gives your knee its stability), grafting a new muscle in its place, and closing you back up. The replacement muscle can either come from your own hamstring or from a cadaver. Matt chose the later--hence the addition of a third member of our marriage, whom we've named Zombie Sam. In his former life, Sam was someone's achilles tendon. But now he's been reanimated as Matt's new ACL. Hopefully he'll be happy with us, make himself cozy, and result in Matt being able to jump and play like a real boy once more! As for now, though, he keeps pretty still. Mostly because it hurts like heck. While the surgeon was in there he was also able to repair a torn meniscus (the cushiony stuff in your knee joint that keeps your bones from rubbing against each other--owie). That was a nice surprise, but it also makes the recovery a little longer and more difficult because now he can't put any weight at all on the leg for 2 weeks. Oy. Here's his leg brace. It weighs, oh, maybe a million pounds. Several times a day we take it off and Matt bends his knee gently about 10 times. It hurts a lot. Here's his nifty little "bag of joy," aka a device that pumps numbing solution through a tiny little catheter inserted in his knee. Later today we have to remove his dressings and I have to pull that "tiny little" catheter out. Something tells me Matt isn't going to think it feels "tiny" or "little." Which is why we're putting it off and haven't done it yet. Here's his Iceman. It's a souped up Igloo cooler.I fill it with ice and water, plug it into the cold pack in his dressings, turn it on, and it circulates ice water around his knee. It's our friend and we want to keep it forever. But if we had to choose between it and Vicodin, we'd pick Vicodin. We heart it a bunch.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Confessional

Inspired by B's "dirty little food secret" post and spurred on by Molly's plea that I shape up and make a new post already, I offer up this: A confession of my secret childhood drug habit. Yes, you heard me right. I was a preadolescent druggy, dope fiend, strung out on drugs of all sorts. There, I said it. (And I apologize now to all the mothers out there who will read about this and from this day forward live in terror of their precious little ones being just like me.)

Ah, I feel better now.

What led me to make this confession now, you wonder? I found out I wasn't alone in my secret shame. Nope, I've discovered I have a kindred spirit, a sister sufferer right in my very own circle of friends. Here's how it all went down.

Yesterday morning when I should have been devoting my time to working like a good little office bee I instead found myself trading emails with a friend who shall remain anonymous. This woman is an attractive, clean, respectable, upstanding citizen as (on a good day) I fancy myself to be. The conversation began innocently enough: I mentioned that Matt is one of those "strange anti-medicine people" whereas I am more the type to pop a Midol at the very first sign of PMS bloating, 2 (or 3 or yes, dammit, sometimes 4) Advil with just the slightest twinge of a headache coming on, etc. After all, as I told her, "If God didn't want us to take drugs why'd He invent Nyquil, the sweet nectar of sleep? Hello?" She replied that her husband is also, like mine, one of those odd creatures who shys away from drugs--prescription or otherwise.

Then the floodgates opened and before I knew it we were making confessions to one another about our own secret shame: Childhood drug addiction. (Ok, maybe that's a little strong. We're not Drew Barrymore or anything, after all.) I revealed that as a kid I would sneak sips of the grape and orange flavored Robitussin. And to snagging one or two of the kiddy aspirins that tasted like chalky cherry goodness. And to munching on the chewable orange-flavored Vitamin C tablets my mom kept in a big jar under her bathroom sink. Thinking I was dirty and shameful and sick, I tentatively hit "send."

Then in her reply she made her confession. And I let out a sigh of relief. For, friends, I believe her addiction was deeper than even mine! Not only did she sneak gulps of the cough medicine and snack on the chewable vitamins like mad because she "thought they were candy," but she'd also eat the aspirins "by the handful" and chug the Chloriseptic when her mom wasn't looking. Gads!

For those of you who may be reading this, utterly horrified and thinking this was the most irresponsible thing in the world and how our moms should have been arrested and that my friend and I should have forced sterilization so as not to ever bring more pill-popping babies into the world, take a deep breath and relax. We turned out just fine. Yes, we did. And in discussing it we eventually remarked on how dangerous this behavior truly was, blah, blah, blah, and how when we someday have kids we'll have to keep all drugs under lock and key and so forth. So don't worry.
But how about you? I'm sure some of you engaged in similar behavior. Or perhaps you have some other childhood confession to make. Let it out, you'll feel better. If you do and then don't feel better, take a swig of Nyquil and go lay down for a nap. When you wake up everything will be better. I promise.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

A Brilliant Idea

In an effort to expose a new generation of moviegoers to old movie classics, some organization or other (their website blows goats and gives very little info) has instituted "Old Movies for Young People"--a program that will show one classic film every Tuesday night for the next 6 months. The showings are at the AMC Century City, and reservations are required. The first showing is tonight when they'll be screening 1955's Mister Roberts starring Henry Fonda and James Cagney.

You Can't Leave the Lights On

While listening to NPR on my drive in this morning, I heard a piece on "Lights Out L.A."--an environmental awareness campaign that's organizing a city and county-wide voluntary blackout on October 20. Here's the deal: They're challenging all businesses and homeowners to install one compact flourescent lightbulb and turn off all non-essential lighting from 8-9:00pm on the 20th. They estimate that doing so will save 10-15% of the energy consumed on an average Saturday night. At the original "Lights Out" event in Sydney, Australia, back in March, 2.2 million people participated, resulting in a 10% drop in electricity use. It also reduced 25 tons of carbon dioxide, equivalent to taking nearly 49,000 cars off the road for 60 minutes. L.A. is piggybacking their event along with San Francisco, which has been planning for 6 months (they'll be shutting off the lights on the Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz, and other landmarks), but L.A. has to get the word out in just a matter of weeks. So start passing it on, friends! We've already replaced most of the bulbs in our house with CFLs and I'm fanatical about turning off lights, so it won't be much different from any other night at our house . . . .

Iron Man

I love eye-candy comic book movies, even ones for books or characters I've never heard of. Which is, well, most of them.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Fridays Are My Saturday

I love Fridays. It's 9am, I'm still in my pjs, watching Marnie on AMC (ooh, Tippi Hedren and a yummy young Sean Connery) . . . . . . and looking through cookbooks for something tasty to make my man for dinner tonight. Which reminded me of that huge dutch oven we got last weekend. And I started wondering what might fit inside it. My beloved dvd of Gone With the Wind surely does. As does a gallon of milk (one of my other favorite things). And the complete works of Shakespeare fit quite nicely, too. But my trusty compy? Not so much. So, friends, what do you make in a dutch oven? Any recipes or ideas you'd like to share with me, because I'm at a loss here.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Rufus Loves Judy and We Love Him

Sunday night we went to the Hollywood Bowl to see Rufus Wainwright's as-faithful-as-a-gay-guy-can-get recreation of Judy Garland's famous 1961 Carnegie Hall concert. Did I go to this show thinking I couldn't possibly love Rufus more? Yes. Was I wrong? Yes, indeed. Lordy, did I enjoy myself. (Matt said he could tell because I sat there with a goofy grin on my face the entire time.) As usual, we parked in Pasadena and caught the shuttle bus (you'd have to be insane or a masochist or both to drive yourself to the Bowl and face that parking/traffic hell--seriously, what are those people thinking?). My sweet husband knew he was in for an interesting night as soon as the other passengers started boarding the bus. A little bit of backstory here: Matt was actually the third person down on my list of people to invite to this concert. He likes Rufus well enough and all, but enough to enjoy a concert? Of Judy Garland tunes no less? A recreation of an insanely popular and well-known Judy Garland concert revered and nearly worshiped by millions of gay men worldwide? Many of whom were sure to converge upon the Hollywood Bowl in states of near hysteria at the prospect of seeing Rufus Wainwright of all people (a modern gay icon) perform as Judy (a historically gay-embraced icon)? Mmmm, not so much. So being the nice and thoughtful wife that I am, I figured I'd let him off the hook and give him a free night at home to watch "Mythbusters," gorge himself on red meat a/o fried food, play WoW, and scratch his feet or whatever to his heart's content. But then the unimaginable happened: Neither of my dearly loved gay friends wanted to go (one because our seats wouldn't be good enough--he's a bit of a snob, but in a lovable way). Which is why my dear and supportive husband was seated next to me on that Bowl shuttle as the men started streaming on board. Finely-groomed, hair-gelled, hand-talking men, some of whom were dressed quite fabulously. Like this fella who was wearing a tight black and gold stripe sparkly sweater (that I swear to the good Lord above my grandma owned) and giant black Nicole Richie-esque sunglasses. Incidentally, he was with another guy who looked a lot like a chubbier Perez Hilton. Once everyone was settled, we pulled out . . . and made it as far as the Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills, where we were promptly stopped by police and CalTrans workers informing us that the road was closed due to a mudslide caused by that little bit of rain we had last week. Thankfully, one of the other passengers--we'll call him Helpy McHelperton--knew an alternate route, as our poor bus driver was without a clue. He stood up front and directed her where to go. Coincidentally, he was wearing a jaunty driving cap that matched his jacket.So after a short delay caused by our detour, we arrived at the Bowl. This is where I had my first hopping-in-my-seat-with-excitement moment. Because I'm a bad and lazy wife and didn't feel like packing a picnic dinner, we spent nearly $30 on two sandwiches, a small bag of chips, and two waters, and then made our way to our seats. In due time, the lights went down and the show began. Rufus came out wearing white tailored slacks, a navy velvet dinner jacket, a ruffled tuxedo shirt, and a gigantic rhinestone corsage. (It was at this moment that Matt had the revelation: Rufus Wainwright is gay? Apparently he hadn't known that before and thought the high male attendance was due to the Judy factor alone. Hehe.) He looked fabulous and started the show off with "When You're Smiling."If you're not familiar with his music, he's well known for his songwriting and also his unique tone, various vocal affectations, and powerful full-throat delivery. He wasn't in top form this night, I'll admit; it sounded to me like he was a bit under the weather and was on the verge of losing his voice. But he was also singing all of these songs in their original keys--the ones in which Judy performed them, and that's no easy feat. So he missed a few of the high notes, but he handled it with a sense of humor and came off as quite charming. But the real excitement came in the second half. First he invited his sister, Martha (a pretty fantastic and unique performer herself) to come up and sing "Stormy Weather." The crowd loved her and she received the first standing ovation of the night. A bit later he invited his mom, Kate McGarrigle (of the McGarrigle Sisters fame), to join him on the piano while he sang "Over the Rainbow" while seated indian-style on the catwalk. (In Judy's concert, she performed it sitting on the edge of the stage.) Then the best part . . . . At one point during Judy's original show, she stepped into the audience where Rock Hudson was seated and gave him a kiss. Rufus did the same, but this time the guest of honor was none other than Debbie Reynolds! Heavens to Betsy, at this point I was hopping in my seat like mad and slapping Matt's knee, squealing repeatedly, "It's Debbie Reynolds! Honey, Debbie Reynolds!" Here she is with Gene Kelly in a publicity still for Singin' in the Rain.No joke, people, I had tears welling up in my eyes. Matt, on the other hand, was sitting back and clapping politely. He leaned over to me and asked genuinely, "Who?" Oy! (Later, on the way home I tried to fill him in, but nothing was ringing any bells until I remembered that she played Grace Adler's mom on "Will & Grace," an episode of which we happened to have just seen a couple of weeks ago. He was still unimpressed. Sigh. That is until the following day when it dawned on me that there was one bit of info that would impress him: Debbie Reynolds also happens to be Princess Leia's mom, and I'd read online that Carrie Fisher herself was at the concert, seated right next to her lovely mother. That got his attention. Men.) So I was beside myself with happiness, thinking it couldn't get any better when Rufus began singing "After You've Gone" towards the end of the show, and then invited someone to come out and join him for a duet. Out waltzed Lorna Luft, looking gorgeous in a hot pink gown. To borrow a phrase from Pioneer Woman, "lawsy mercy!" The crowd went wild and I was yet again hopping up and down and jerking my head back and forth from Lorna to Matt back to Lorna then to Matt, looking to see if he understood what he was seeing. He didn't. I said, "That's Judy Garland's daughter!" and his face brightened a little and he said, "Oh." That sweet boy, he tried so hard . . . . Ok, so this post has gone on way longer than I intended, so I'll wrap it up the way Rufus did: When the second half was over and he came out for the 5-song-long encore, he was dressed in drag, wearing this famous costume of Judy's from Summer Stock. What fun! I wish I could go back and see it all over again.